From Harper's Weekly Magazine
MT 70
th Birthday Supplement: 23 December 1905

DRAWING OF JOHN KENDRICK BANGS
JOHN KENDRICK BANGS said:

I AM sorry to say, ladies and gentlemen, that I cannot promise Colonel Harvey anything better on the other side of Jordan than he has here, and from what I know is coming to him there I would advise him to stay here as long as possible. I have come here to-night to speak. Colonel Harvey wrote me a year and a half ago and asked me if I would not prepare an impromptu toast for Mark Twain's seventieth-birthday dinner, and I am sorry to say it has been delayed five days. That was not my fault. I had on my evening clothes that night to come to the dinner when I received notice that the dinner had been put off until to-night, so that all the fictitious writers of imagination might be gathered together. So I offer this toast:


A TOAST
To Mark Twain on His Seventieth Birthday.

Here's to the Prince of Wits!
Here's to his Seventy years --
Time the fugacious flits
Over this vale of tears,
But never a mark leaves in his train
To dimmer the loyal love for Twain
In the warp and woof of the hearts of those
Whose troubles and woes,
Whose sorrow and pain,
Have vanished and fled into thinnest air
'Neath the magic touch of his genius rare!
God give him a year
For every fear
His blithesome spirit has turned to cheer!
God grant him a day
For every ray
Of Light he's shed on Sorrow's way!
God give him power
For every hour
Of joy he's brought where storm-clouds lower --
And his seventy years will straightway be
But the end of a promising infancy!

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