" P U D D ' N H E A D    W I L S O N "

ACT I.

TIME: Morning. (Lights: ambers)
SCENE: Same as prologue with such changes as a lapse of 22 years will suggest. The changes are of an improved kind. Trees much larger, vines etc.
DISCOVERED: Deacon Jasper up at gate.
Hannah seated at bench L. with pan of vegetables which she is preparing.
Enter R.U.E. Judge Driscoll, now about 60 years
followed by Howard Pembroke now about 60. York
goes R. and Howard R.C.
Howard
          (C.)
I tell you, York Driscoll, it's the only way. Dawson's Landing had a similar experience you may remember some years ago, and the remedy applied then was effectual. It must be tried again.

Driscoll
          (R.)
It seems mighty hard to make the innocent suffer for the guilty. There's not a servant of mine but I believe to be perfectly honest.

Jasper & Others.
God bless you, Marse Judge! We die for you!

Driscoll
My house servants are here, you can question them.
          (At R. of table)

Howard
          (Sits L. of table R. To Negroes)
You are all here?

Jasper
          (Coming C.L.)
All 'cept Chambers, Marse Howard.

Driscoll
          (Quickly to Howard)
No – no – you needn't include him, I won't have him suspected.

          (Jasper bows and retires a little L.)

Howard
          (To Jasper and others)
I reckon you understand we are searching for a thief, who for a long time has been most persistently robbing the houses of our citizens. Now we know the culprit is right here in our midst.
          (Preparing note book)
          (Turning to Jasper)
Now Deacon Jasper, we hear from you first.

Jasper
I clar to de Lord, whose servant I is, and for dis –

Howard
Here! Here! don't give us a sermon, just tell us what you know.

Jasper
          (Crushed)
I don't know nothin'.

Driscoll
Jasper, you have always had your liberty to go and come after dark.

Jasper
Yes Marse, I go pray wid the poor and de sinner.

Driscoll
On such occasions have you seen no one prowling about?

Jasper
Yes Marse, I done see dat sure.

Howard
          (Startled turns to Jasper)
Ha! Ha! We are coming at it.

Driscoll
Who?

Jasper
Roxy!
(Judge and Howard rise and show astonishment.
Driscoll comes C. Howard below table)
Driscoll
Roxy? What Roxy?

Jasper
          (L.C.)
Chambers' mother.

Driscoll
Why she's not here. Hasn't been these fifteen years.

Jasper
She's hyar now, Marse Judge.

Howard
          (To Driscoll)
Did Chambers tell you she was here?

Driscoll
          (Turns to Howard)
No, never.

Jasper
Chambers don't know she's hyar yet, sir.

Howard
How is that? Is she here surreptitiously?

Jasper
          (Puzzled)
She hyar how? Marse how?

Howard
In hiding.

Jasper
Yes, I can't deny that.

Howard
          (To Driscoll)
Sure enough some at the meeting said it was a woman.

Driscoll
Yes, that was Wilson.

Howard
Oh! Pudd'nhead, hey?

Driscoll
Where is Roxy hiding?

Jasper
In de ole Wilson mill sir.

Driscoll
Go there, tell her I want to see her at once.

Jasper
Yes, Marse.
          (Going up R.3.E. Exits R.U.)

          (Exit Jasper and Eph R.U.E.)

          (Driscoll going L. to women and men)
Driscoll
          (As he sends them off he walks about C. troubled)
You can return to your duties.
          (Down stage)

Hannah & Slaves
God bless Marse.
          (Exit Hannah and slaves L.2.E.)

Howard
          (R.C.)
Now this looks like business. And York you must allow no sentiment for that boy Chambers to interfere with your duty as a citizen.

Driscoll
I shall not sir.

Howard
But it will do no harm to threaten her. You can draw up the papers and those who have suffered by these thefts will only be too glad to sign. Now let's see, there's Swan, Campbell, Blake, you and I – that's five, now who's another.

          (Enter Wilson R.U.E. Comes down C.)

Driscoll
          (L. Seeing him)
What's the matter with Wilson?

Howard
          (Xes to R. of table)
That's so, I never thought of him. Say Pudd'nhead, did you say you knew Roxy was back here at the landing?

Wilson
          (C.)
No, I didn't say so, but I did know it though.

Howard
          (Sits R. of table. Driscoll sits L. bench.)
Well now, why in thunder didn't you mention it at the meeting?

Wilson
          (C. Takes drink at pump L.C.)
Because I wasn't asked. Do I understand you to say, that you believe Roxy is the thief you're after?

Driscoll
          (Reluctantly)
I am afraid circumstances justify it, yes.

Wilson
What are the circumstances, Judge?

Howard
          (Angrily)
Now, was there ever such a – a – I don't know what to call you Pudd'nhead.

Wilson
I wouldn't try to improve on the Pudd'nhead.* That has worn pretty well.

Howard
Haven't you said all along that you thought the thief was a woman?

Wilson
Yes, but I didn't say I thought it was Roxy, though. In fact I don't believe it was.

Howard
          (Banteringly)
By the eternal, York, if I don't believe Pudd'nhead is smelling out a case. Do you propose to defend her, Dave?

Wilson
          (C.)
No, 'taint that Pembroke. I am not even vouching for Roxy's honesty, that is altogether, not as a general thing. To tell the truth I know her to be rather a light fingered party, at least was some years ago. But I reckon the whole thing's outlawed now.

Howard
Well, well what was it?

Wilson
          (Take chair L. of table sit sideways C.)
Oh! a trifling matter, when one comes to consider it at this distance. It was just after you gave her her freedom Judge, about fifteen or sixteen years ago now, I reckon wasn't it? She lingered about here for a spell doing odd chores for the boys. I was one of her customers. She did my washing. Best washerwoman I ever had too, by the way, only she was wasteful. I got to notice that my bosoms and dickeys and such became fewer and fewer the longer she had the handling of them, until one day I was compelled to remonstrate.

Howard
Oh, ho, she had been appropriating them had she?

Wilson
Well I intimated as much, but she denied that on the ground that she had just experienced religion at a revival meeting. And she 'lowed she couldn't steal under such circumstances.

Howard

And you were fool enough to believe that?

Wilson
I just had to, Pembroke. A man's got to find something to pin his faith to, if he hopes to get any real enjoment out of this life.

Howard
Don't you know that the truth isn't in one of them?

Wilson
That may be, but to my mind there is something a mighty sight more entertaining than truth at times. That is I mean ordinary, every day truth.

Driscoll
Better than truth sir?

Wilson
          (Rises)
I didn't say better, I said more entertaining Judge.

Driscoll
          (Impatiently)
More entertaining then.

Wilson
          (Put back chair)
I reckon it's all a matter of disposition and taste, but for my part I like a lie. That is an unusual lie. One that has a flavor. One of proportion and dignity. Just such a lie as Roxy's. A kind of tell the truth or trump; but get the trick.

Driscoll
Did you accuse her?

Wilson
No, I apologized.

Howard
Ha, ha, and you let her fool you like that.

Wilson
I just had to Pembroke. I haven't the heart to blight the genius like that. It was too beautiful. I was fascinated, paralyzed as I stood there looking at her with my effects all over her, bosoms, dickeys and all, and a couple of my handkerchiefs turbaned about her head.
          (Howard laughs)

Driscoll
          (As defending Roxy)
Were you sure they were yours?

Wilson
On that's what made it picturesque Judge. My name stood out on the various articles as plainly as a circus poster on a dead-wall.

Howard
Ha, ha, ha. And you stood there and did nothing?

Wilson
No I didn't. I gave her another full set for a change.
          (Judge and Howard laugh)

Howard
Well, you are a Pudd'nhead, however, that's just what might be expected of you.

Wilson
Well, I like to be consistent, Pembroke.
          (Goes up R.C. and looks off R.U.)

          (Enters Patsy D.L.F.)

Patsy
Oh! You've got back, Dave. Good morning Howard. Good morning Judge. Dear me, I'm just up to my eyes fixing and arranging for our new lodgers. You know they are coming down from St. Louis on this boat.

          (Howard goes R. back of table and joins Patsy up L.C.)

Driscoll
          (L.)
Tom's coming down on this boat too, Aunt Patsy.

Wilson
          (Up R.C.)
Who, Tom?

Driscoll
          (L.)
Yes, got a letter from him last night.

Wilson
From St Louis?

Driscoll
Yes, why?
          (Go up C.L.)

Wilson
Nothing – only that's mighty strange.

Driscoll
          (Up C. turning to Wilson)
Hey, what's mighty strange.

Wilson
How the branch of that tree got broken.
          (Pointing off R. behind house)

Driscoll
          (Boyishly)
Now how did that? Right in front of the house too.
          (Goes off behind house R.U.E.)

Howard
          (L. with Patsy)
I reckon, Aunt Patsy, we got the thief this time. And if the property can only be recovered.

Patsy
          (Up C.L.)
Dear me, I hope so, hanging will just be too good for them.

          (Re-enter Driscoll R.U.E.)
          (Going up to Patsy C)
          (Enter Chambers R.2.E. He stands on steps)

Howard
          (Xing to R.2.E.)
York, I will go in and draw up that paper and get Wilson to sign it.
          (Exit R.2.E. on steps)

                                                  (READY BOAT WHISTLE R.)

Chambers
          (On steps R.2.E. as Howard goes off)
Morning Marse Howard.
(NOTE: Chambers speaks always with unconscious wellbred freedom to all. His dialect being the only natural result of contact and surroundings and associations. His manner and mood are happy, and light hearted. Without stiffness or pretext he evinces his race, breed and must appear wholly unconscious of it. It other words he is a white man, but thinks himself a negro. With all his familiarity he is as polite as a prince)
Driscoll
          (Coming to steps R.2.E.)
Oh Chambers – Tom's coming down on this boat, better go meet him.
          (Exit R.2.E.)

Chambers
I go sir, just soon's I hyar the first whistle.
          (As if to go up C.)

Wilson
          (Comes down C.)
Where's Rowy, Chambers?

Chambers
          (R.C.)
Don't know, ain't seen her this mornin' yet, sir.

Patsy
          (L.C.)
She's putting on her things to go to the boat.
          (Enter Rowy from D.F.L.)
She's putting on her hat.
                                                  (DISTANT BOAT WHISTLE)
There's the boat.

          (Wilson Xes R.)

Chambers
          (Runs up to meet Rowy at C. gate)
You going to the boat, Miss Rowy? So am I to meet Tom.

Rowy
And I'm going to meet the twins.

Chambers
The which?

Rowy
Bet I beat you Chambers?
          (Exit running R.U.E.)

Chambers
          (Running after her)
You come back hyar and start fair.
          (Exit R.U.E.)

Wilson
          (R.)
Patsy what do you reckon's Tom's reason for fooling the Judge so?

Patsy
          (L.C.)
How fooling him?

Wilson
Saying he's coming down from St Louis on this boat.

Patsy
Well isn't he?

Wilson
No not from St Louis.

Patsy
Lor' a mercy why?

Wilson
Because he hasn't been in St Louis.

Patsy
Where has he been?

Wilson
Here.

Patsy
What on earth are you talking about Dave Wilson?

                                                  (BOAT WHISTLE)

          (Patsy turns up stage, Wilson stops her)
Wilson
See that window yonder?
          (Points off R.U.E. to window at back of house)

Patsy
          (L.C.)
You mean Tom's room?

Wilson
          (C.)
Yes. See that broken limb just underneath the window?

Patsy
Yes.

Wilson
Well the morning after the last night robbery the snapping of that limb woke me up. It was just before daybreak. Jumping out of bed I ran to the window, pulled the curtains aside and right here I witnessed some very strange movements.

Patsy
What?

Wilson
First a nigger gal in a peculiarly flashy garment was climbing into Tom's room by that tree, another woman stood out here in the road.

Patsy
Who was she?

Wilson
          (C.)
The one in the room?

Patsy
          (L.C.)
Yes.

Wilson
          (C.)
I don't know, I couldn't see her face.

Patsy
          (Down L.)
Did you see the other's?

Wilson
          (C.)
As plain as I see yours.

Patsy
Who was she?

Wilson
Roxy, Chamber's mother.

Patsy
Do you think she had anything to do with those robberies?

Wilson
No, but I think the other had.
          (Down R.)

                                                  (BOAT WHISTLES NEARER)

Patsy
          (Turning up stage C. Wilson sits L. of table R.)
Bless me, boat's most here. But what has this got to do with Tom's coming down from St Louis?

Wilson
Come here and I'll tell you a heap. I stood at my window watching Roxy as she went about moaning and clawing the air with her hands, so; and muttering as if she had lost her hold on something. Presently she went away. I stood watching for the other to appear. After a little I saw the blinds move, then slowly open, when a face appeared at that window that startled me.

Patsy
Whose, – the woman?

Wilson
          (Seated L. of table)
No, Tom Driscoll's.

Patsy
What, and he had that wench in his room?

Wilson
'Pears mighty like it, don't it?

                    (WHISTLE OF BOAT INDICATING ARRIVAL)

Patsy
          (Going up C.)
There's the boat in. Say Dave, have you told Judge Driscoll?

Wilson
No.

Patsy
Dave Wilson –
          (Coming down)
– you know you owe it as a duty –
                                                  (ANOTHER WHISTLE )) BELL)
Bless me, boat's in. I must take a last look and see that everything's in order.
          (Exit D.F.L.)

Wilson
          (Going down L.C.)
Adam was only human after all. He didn't want the apple for the apple's sake, he wanted it because it was forbidden. The mistake was in not forbidding the serpent, then Adam would have eaten the snake.
          (X C.2.)
(Enter Tom followed by Chambers R.U.E. Chambers carries Tom's luggage and comes to front of steps R.2.E.)
Tom
          (C.)
Chambers.

Chambers
Yes sir.

Tom
          (C.)
Take those things to my room and see if my uncle is in.

Chambers
Yes sir.
          (Exit Exit R.2.E.)

Tom
          (Down C.)
Howdy Pudd'nhead. How does the law come on? Had a case yet?

Wilson
          (L.C.)
Not yet Tom. Have a nice trip?

          (Re-enter Patsy D.F.L. Comes gate C. and stops)

Tom
          (X R. to house)
Splendid. St Louis is the place for me.
          (Goes R. then turns)
Too tame here.
          (Sees Patsy up stage)
How 'do Aunt Patsy? Saw Rowy at the landing.

Patsy
          (C. Coming down C.)
Tom Driscoll did you come down from St Louis on that boat?

Tom
          (Turns away R.)
Hey?
          (Slightly starts)

Wilson
          (L.C. Observing Tom and nudging Patsy)
'Course he did. How do you reckon he came? Swim?

Patsy
          (C.)
No, I mean, I'm expecting my new lodgers, didn't know but you might have met them on the boat.

Tom
Oh no. I went to bed just as soon as I got aboard. Didn't get up till most here.
          (X to Patsy they X up L.C. He talks with Patsy up C.)

Wilson
          (Xing R. Aside)
I wonder why it is that a man who can't tell a lie himself always thinks he's the best judge of one.

          (Enter Rowy R.U.E.)

Rowy
          (C. at gate)
On! Maw, they're here and oh, they're so nice. Just as pretty as pictures.
          (Comes down C.R.)

Tom
          (To Patsy)
Who she speaking of?

Patsy
My new lodgers.
          (Coming down L. Tom Xing back of Rowy to R. then down R.)

Rowy
          (L.C.)
And uncle Dave, you can't tell one from the other. They're as like as two peas.
          (Goes L. to Patsy)
(Enter Luiji and Angelo twins R.U.E.)
(They are followed by negroes who carry their satchels. A general expression of surprise and constant wonder of all at the likeness. Luiji and Angelo come down C.)
(Business of surprise by all etc. Servants X to door L.C. and wait)
Rowy
          (L.C.)
Gentlemen, permit me, this is my mother. And this is my uncle Mr. Wilson.
(They bow to Aunt Patsy, go to Wilson R.C. and shake hands. Rowy and Patsy go up to the house L.U.E.)
Wilson
          (R.C.)
Let me introduce you gentlemen, Mr. Thomas Driscoll, a fellow passenger of yours I believe.
          (Patsy listens up L. of them)

Luiji
Ah! Oh, yes, Mr. Driscoll delighted.

Angelo
          (L.C.)
Yes, we saw you on the boat sir.

Patsy
Oh, dear, they saw him on the boat. That brother of mine is always getting things wrong.
          (Exit in the house L.)

Rowy
What Maw?
          (Exit in the house L.)

          (Chambers enters R.2.E. from house. Comes down R.)
Chambers
Your Uncle is waiting for you in the library sir.

Tom
          (Going to door R.2.E.)
Very well, excuse me gentlemen. Going to settle here?

Luiji
          (L.C.)
Hardly that. We are travelling at leisure to study the character of your beautiful country, as well as to learn something of the manners of your people.

Wilson
          (C.)
You'll find that extremely interesting gentlemen, especially the people.

Tom
Stay long?
          (On steps)

Luiji
That will depend upon how much we like the place.

Tom
Ha, ha, I give you a week then. See you again, Pudd'nhead.
          (Exit R.2.E.)

          (The twins look amazed at Tom's greeting to Wilson)

Chambers
          (R.)
Ah! Miss Rowy in the house, sir?

Wilson
          (C.R.)
Yes.
          (Xes to R.)

Chambers
Thank you, sir.
(Going up the twins lift their hats to him. He politely returns it and exits D.F.L.)
Luiji
          (L.C.)
You did not present us to that young gentleman did you?

Wilson
          (R.C.)
No, an oversight, I hope you will excuse. I reckon you would hardly care to know that young man in a social way.

Luiji
          (C.L. pointing to R.2.E.)
You mean –

Wilson
No, I mean that one.
          (Pointing to where Chambers went)

Luiji
          (C.L.)
Explain.

Wilson
          (C.R.)
He is a slave.

Luiji
You are jesting?

Wilson
No, I assure you.

Luiji
Are we to understand that you have white slaves as well as a black?

Wilson
A condition of degree regulates that. Oh he's a nigger fast enough, a thirty-second, that is thirty-one parts white to one of black, quite enough, however, to place him at a disadvantage to the white man in these parts.

Angelo
          (Pointing to house R.2.E.)
And is the other young man?

Wilson
Oh he's all right on the color line. He is the nephew of the Honorable Judge Driscoll, who lives here.
          (Points to R.2.E.)

Luiji
Ah! We saw that young man when he got on the boat this morning.

Wilson
Didn't he come all the way from St Louis then?

Luiji
No, he got on a place just above here.
(Enter Patsy D.F.L. with Rowy L and Chambers.* Chambers R of door and Rowy remain at the door like two children watching the twins)
Wilson
Hackett's store I reckon.

Patsy
          (Up at door L.)
Gentlemen, your rooms are quite ready.

Luiji
          (Bows to Wilson, goes up to D. in upper house, passes Patsy)
Pardon Madam.

Rowy
          (In door)
This way gentlemen.
(Luiji and Angelo go up to door passing Patsy. Wilson follows twins. Patsy courtesies* as they exit D.L.F. Rowy and Chambers follow them expressing wonder. Patsy at foot of steps catches Wilson's coat as he is about to enter the house)
Patsy
Now Dave Wilson, I hope you will admit for once that you are wrong.

Wilson
          (On steps of house up L.)
In what Patsy?

Patsy
Tom Driscoll did come down from St Louis on that boat.

Wilson
Oh well I reckon 'tain't best we should all think alike. It's a difference of opinion that makes horse races, Patsy.
          (Exit in house followed by Patsy)

          (Enter Tom and Howard R.2.E.)

Tom
          (Going to R. and looking at the paper he carries, speaking
          as he enters)

Great Caesar, you don't mean to say that's the law?
          (Turns in surprise to Howard who is on the steps H.2.R.)

Howard
Yes, lose no time. Take that paper to the parties I have named and have them sign it.

Tom
          (R.C.)
She isn't so very old. Fetch 800 at least.

Howard
All of that if sold, but –

Tom
I met a planter in St Louis named Moorehead who is buying up niggers for his plantation down the river. He down here in a few days. Might sell her to him.

Howard
No, no. This I reckon is only done to intimidate her. Sell her, why your uncle wouldn't think of such a thing.

Tom
Humph, because she's that Chambers' mother, hey?
          (Xes to L.)

Howard
          (Evading his remark)
Run along now Tom, Judge and I have got to look over some papers.
          (Exit R.2.E.)

Tom
          (Looks at paper)
She's got to get away from here. Damn her! I would like to get even with her for the way she clawed my neck. It's sore yet where her nails sunk. She never recognized me in that wench disguise though, that's sure. I don't fear her so much as I do that planter John Moorehead. He'll be here in a few days to demand the money I owe him. If I can't find some way to raise it or stand him off, he'll expose me to my uncle – Then away goes the will again. I don't dare go to the old mill where I have concealed the stuff, not while Roxy's there. Oh! if this would only frighten her away. What a fool I was, what a fool. I should have taken it to St Louis and disposed of it, as I have before.
          (Rise)
By thunder! If they don't sell her why couldn't I? I might. Once down the river she'd never find her way back here again. Hmm, do to think about anyway.
          (Go up R. C. Way up stage. Hears Howard and Driscoll
          speaking in the house and exits R.U.E.)


          (Enter Howard and Driscoll R.2.E.)

Howard
          (C.)
I reckon there's where you're sensible York. Tom's only been what any young fellow might be. He'll pull up and be an honor to you yet.

Driscoll
          (R.C.)
I hope you're right, but I confess he discourages me at times. I can see in him nothing of his father, nothing of his mother, not a trace of either, and I've watched closely too. A trifling thing to mention, but did you notice the heartless way he just now spoke of Roxy? And she his nurse and fond of him. A mighty sight fonder of him than of her own boy. I didn't like it.

          (Enter Rowy and Chambers D.F.L.)

Rowy
          (C.)
Oh! Judge Mr. Pembroke! Have you seen them? They are here. They have come.

Driscoll and Howard
          (R.)
Who?

Rowy
The twins.

Driscoll
What General Jackson. You don't say so?

          (Xes to R.C. X to Rowy)

Howard
          (R.C.)
Hey, whose be they, where are they at?
          (Turns to Driscoll)

Chambers
          (Comes down to Rowy L.C.)
Ha, ha, ha.
          (Smothers laugh and Rowy stops him)

Driscoll
Howard Pembroke, this is an event sir. Twins born to a citizen of Dawson. It never happened before. We must do something.
          (Chambers smothers laughter. Rowy tries to stop him)
I will stand God-father to one – and you my dear friend will do honor to this – what are they, boys?
          (Chambers smothers laugh)

Rowy
          (Trying not to laugh)
Boys? Oh. Dear no.

Howard
          (R.)
Girls, York, girls.
          (Chambers and Rowy smother laugh and go up C.)

Driscoll
          (R.C.)
So much the better. Howard Pembroke we will make Rome howl.
          (They frisk about like two boys)

Rowy
          (Aside to Chambers who is by steps L.C. as she pushes
          him to door)

Go tell them to come. Tell Maw too, and uncle Dave.
          (Chambers exits holding his sides D.L.F.)

Driscoll
          (L.)
But you haven't told us where they are.

Rowy
          (C.)
Oh they are here.

Driscoll
Here?

Rowy
Yes, Chambers has gone to fetch them.

Driscoll
I shall just squeeze the breath out of them.
          (Rowy up laughing)

Howard
          (To Driscoll)
Now York Driscoll, you must be careful, you've had no experience. You must not try to hold both at once.

Driscoll
I will, I will.

Howard
You will surely drop them and have their* blood upon your soul.

Rowy
          (Aside)
Oh what fun.
          (Aloud. Come down between them)
No you shall hold one and Judge shall hold the other.

          (Enter Patsy D.F.L. Speaks at door)
Patsy
What in the name of sense is the matter with that boy Chambers? He's cutting up just like a lunatic.
          (At sound of Patsy's voice all separate. Rowy goes R.)

Driscoll
          (L.)
I reckon it's caused by an event. We've just been apprized of –

Howard
          (R.)
The recent arrivals, Aunt Patsy.

Patsy
          (Coming down C.)
You mean the twins?

Driscoll
Yes, and we desire to know who is the enviable proprietor of this blessing.

Patsy
They are mine.

          (Rowy laughs)

Driscoll and Howard
Yours?
          (Howard and Driscoll come to C. look at each other.)
(Enter Chambers comes down to Rowy of gate up C.)
(Enter Luiji and Angelo. They remain on the porch L.F. Patsy Hurries up to them. Bring them to gate C.)
Driscoll
Miss Patsy I –
          (Turns and sees twins and looks amazed)
Chambers, who are these strangers?

Chambers
          (Coming down C.)
Why, deys de twins, Marse Judge. Ha, ha, ha.

Rowy
          (R. of Chambers)
Which one would you like to hold first, Judge?
          (Rowy and Chambers both laugh and go up R. again)

Driscoll
          (L. coming C.)
Howard Pembroke.

Howard
          (R. coming C.)
York Driscoll.

Driscoll
We have been sold, sir.

Howard
Unmercifully.
          (Goes up to Patsy who presents him to twins up C.)

          (L.C.)
Driscoll
Rowy come here.
          (Rowy advances R. of him laughing.)
Now I beg you will refrain from mentioning this very ridiculous error – I shall esteem it a personal favor to be paid by any reward you may make upon me in the future.

          (Chambers follows to C.)

Rowy
          (Very seriously)
Do you really mean it this time?

Driscoll
On my honor.

Rowy
You go away, Chambers.
          (Throws some flowers at him. Chambers runs
          up R. laughing)


Driscoll
Name your wish.

Rowy
Give that boy his freedom –

Driscoll
I have his papers here in my pocket at this moment and before I close my eyes tonight I will place them in his hands.

Rowy
Oh no, no, give them to me and don't tell him.

Driscoll
As you wish.
          (Giving papers to her.)

                                                                (READY MURMURS R.)

Rowy
          (Embracing him)
Oh you dear Judge.
(Rowy goes L. clapping her hands in delight. Driscoll goes up and is presented to the twins by Patsy)
Rowy
          (Down L.)
Oh Chambers, Chambers –
(Enter Tom R.U.E. gate. Tom has same paper. As Chambers Xes from R.U. to meet Rowy who is down R., Tom intercepts them C. Chambers stops)
Chambers
Oh! Marse Tom, you ought to have been here just now.
          (Rowy makes signs to be silent as he goes L. to her.)

Tom
          (Down R.)
She's that white nigger's mother too.
          (Looks up stage L.)
Oh quite a gathering.
          (Howard comes to meet Tom R.C.)
I've got the names.
          (Howard takes paper from Tom)
          (Enter Wilson D.F.L.)

                                        (MURMURS START OFF R.U.E.)

Wilson
          (To twins)
You're making good use of your time gentlemen. If you keep on at this rate you'll soon know the town.
          (Comes down C.)

Howard
          (R.C.)
Dave, we want your signature to this.

                                          (MUSIC NO. 8 until Curtain)

Wilson
          (C.)
What is it?

Howard
Read, it will explain itself.

                                        (MURMURS GROW LOUDER)
(Wilson takes paper and goes L. up. Murmur of voices is heard outside R.U.E. All turn to see what it means as Roxy darts on R.U.E. Stands in gate C. She looks on scene and then addresses herself to Jasper and others who have followed a little behind her. Slaves appear at door L.2.E.)
(Blake, Swan and Campbell at back R.U.E.)
(Patsy and twins remain at back of L.)
Roxy
          (C. in gate to crowd at back fiercely)
What you want with me?
          (Then to those in front)
Ise a freed nigger I is.
          (To those at back)
What you want with me anyway?

Howard
Is this the woman?

Tom
          (Down R.)
Yes, and she's the thief you're after.

Omnes
Ah, ah.

Roxy
          (Springs forward to C.)
What?
          (Everybody moves with her)
You say dat of me? Lor o' mighty. He say dat of me.

Driscoll
          (Leaves twins and Xes C. to Roxy)
Where did you come from? Whar are you doing here?

Roxy
          (Not looking at him, but changing her manner to that
          of prologue)

Don't you know me? Ise Roxy. I is. Don't you know me? I'se Chambers' mother.

Driscoll
Yes, I know.

Chambers
Oh, my mother! Mother!
          (Runs to her down L.C.)

Roxy
          (Changing manner again without looking at him she extends
          her left hand to keep Chambers away. She does not take
          her eyes off Tom who is R.)

You hold hands off me. You – you – till I know what I 'cused of.
          (Chambers backs to Rowy L.)
          (Looks threateningly at Tom. Jasper Xes to L. of Roxy)

Jasper
Dat's your boy Chambers, Roxy.
          (Slaves move forward a little L.)

Roxy
Nebber you mind dat – I know what I'se saying – I'se a free nigger – I is – Marse York – he gave me my freedom, 'cos I nus' dat boy, an' cose I love him, like he was m'one chile an' now – Gor' mighty he call me thief.

                                                                  (WARN CURTAIN)

Driscoll
          (R.C.)
All you have said is true, but you must explain why you have concealed yourself.

Howard
          (Down R.)
And unless you can give a satisfactory account of yourself, you will be seized and sold down the river.
          (Slaves express horror)

Driscoll
          (Aside to Roxy)
Clear yourself of this charge, if you can.

Roxy
          (C.)
I ain't gwine to say nothing – no more – not – now! Not now! I don't keeyr you kin sell me down the river – I say nuffin. Not yit – not yit –
          (Looks threateningly at Tom and insinuates more than
          she says)


Howard
          (R.)
Wilson, have you read that paper?

Wilson
          (R.C. coming down near Roxy)
Yes.

Howard
The law requires six names. We have five, we want yours.

Wilson
Well I am not going to sign it.

          (Everybody astonished)

Howard
Why?

Wilson
Because I know Roxy is not the thief this time.

Tom
How do you know?

Wilson
Because I saw the real one.

Omnes
Ah!

Tom
You saw her?
          (Coming R.C. a step. Roxy [goes?] back R.)

Wilson
          (Winks at Tom)
Just as plainly as I see you, Tom Driscoll.

Roxy
          (Aside)
By Gor!

– C U R T A I N –



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